DEATH FOR SALE!

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A woman entered a Pharmacy/Drug Store, waited in line for her turn, and as soon as the Pharmacist was through she walked up to him to place her order, and the following conversation ensued.

PHARMACIST: Good morning Mrs. Okon, a lovely day it is today. I hope all is well?

MRS. OKON: (Looking him straight in the eye) 'I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS'.

PHARMACIST: (with a bewildered look on his face) 'Why, what for?'

MRS. OKON: 'I need it to poison my husband'.

PHARMACIST: 'What!!! God Forbid!! 'Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin. Woman, have you lost your mind?'
(Standing up while making a move to drive her out of his store)

MRS. OKON: (very gently, with a stoic look on her face and an unflinching gaze at him she reached into her bag and pulled out something which she placed on the Pharmacist's desk)

PHARMACIST: (already delirious with anger) 'What's this rubbish? How can you ever explain such a request? And you dare come to me to join you in this wicked... (his eyes fall on what Mrs. Okon placed on his table. It happened to be a picture of Mr. Okon in bed with the Pharmacist's wife. Both naked. ...The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed)

'Ahhh, 'why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription with you. The poison is even on sale. You can buy One and get Two Free ......'

THE END 

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