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Two Communities in Delta State, Ozoro and Oleh, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Ozoro community sent...

Two Communities in Delta State, Ozoro and Oleh, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Ozoro community sent a delegate to Oleh to confirm if the competition would still be held. When he got there, the people of Oleh brought 20 litres of their most potent and intoxicating Ogogoro (Local Gin) to welcome him.

They intended for him to take it back to members of his age-grade, but upon seeing the big jerry-can he asked, "I fit taste am? (Can I taste it?") To which his hosts said, "Go ahead."

Upon hearing this he sat down eagerly with a glass tumbler, opened the first two buttons of his shirt and eased his belt to create space. In the presence of his stupefied hosts and potential drinking competition rivals, he drank glass after glass until he emptied the container in less than 15 minutes.  He wiped his mouth and said, "Dis one try, so where d main one dey?" (This was okay, where is the main drink?)

The astounded crowd from Oleh who had watched in astonishment while the fellow downed the alcohol shouted, "Yawa don gas! Brosiee, you wan follow do competition? (There's a problem, brother, are you among the competitors?") To which he replied, "No, I no scale pass, (No, I didn't qualify.”)

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Ugonna Emechebe

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