DIARY OF THE NEW WIFE

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                                                            MONDAY : "We are back from hon...

                                                           
MONDAY: "We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Chuka .  Today I made moin-moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The moin-moin turned out fine though."

TUESDAY: “He wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them. I think it was the salad."

WEDNESDAY: "I decided to serve rice and found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice'. So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice.

Sounded kind of silly for the cookbook to ask me to take a hot bath in the middle of the day...I can't say it improved the rice anyhow."

THURSDAY: "Today Chuka asked for salad again. This time I tried a new recipe. It said, 'Prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. 'I hunted all over the place for a garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Chuka came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try and be more supportive."
 
FRIDAY: "Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it."

SATURDAY: "Chuka went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.  I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute.

When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was counting the number of braids I put in the chicken's head, or he wanted the chicken to dance.  When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why me? Why me?'"


Written by:
Ugonna Emechebe

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