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Poster source:  Omena Daniels So I drive into NTA Victoria Island and run into one naughty ...

Poster source: Omena Daniels

So I drive into NTA Victoria Island and run into one naughty Isoko boy. Domero is really bad for my international boy packaging. But I had not seen the naughty boy in a while so we chilled by my car to talk... 

Domero: bros how far na, you don marry now we no dey hear word again o!
OD: Shuo! I disturb you. Go marry your own na
Domero: Na so e easy? Girls just dey do wicked now o
OD: how you mean? This Wahala boy
Domero: bros I gentle now oh - na so one girl wey dey follow yarn for Facebook do me strong thing.
OD: Na Facebook you dey find wife?
Domero: Na wa to you bros, no limit to where you can search
OD: I hear you, so Wetin happen
Domero: we come agree to see, she tell me say she go take cab come, I agree to square the cab guy. Bros as she reach bunk, she call me outside to come settle the cab guy - I reach outside na so the girl full back seat
OD: (lol) shuo! Na fat girl!?
Domero: bros fat small, the babe full back seat. Na 10 minutes she take gather body come out from taxi
OD: kwèkè yo!
Domero: you dey shout? I just stand dey look my package? She be like say na 3 girls I order. Bros help me warn all these girls for Facebook make them stop all this headshot pictures! Infact I want to write Mark say make them add fat or slim for profile.
OD: (lol) who be Mark?
Domero: Mark Zukabad na, that guy wey get the Facebook levels na, I bow to you o
OD: Mark Zuckerberg! So how you take no know say this girl fat sef
Domero: I no know, her face slim, her voice na slim girl voice join - the girl na big 419!
OD: Warri sense, abeg leave the poor girl jor, you sef na big oji! Did you really have any noble intention for the young lady?
Domero: shuu, you don enter the spree-spree levels na na? Na so I see you and that your Ibo friend...
OD: ...Uche
Domero: Ushay. I see una for TV dey form levels - I shout, I know una reach house o, make una leave all this packaging!
OD: Orue! Who you know reach house? Na this pidgin make I speak on national TV before?
Domero: (lol) eh Warri! I say make I ask you sef, wetin be all this native and Hausa package wey you don dey run these days?
OD: Change is constant thing my guy, it's easy to wear - suit and tie dey tire person.
Domero: you mean am? I think say na another thing o
OD: You don start. Another thing like what??
Domero: Either you and that your Ibo friend Ushay don dey target Abuja levels or your Calabar wife don dey take afang spoil your shape!
OD: onukopia! O be mo rue!? Which shape dey spoil!?
Domero: (lol) bros no vex o, the truth is bitter
OD: if I sound you ehn!
I left him. The boy no get respect.

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